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im so confused by stark harry considering what we know abt his dealings w cold weather and dogs
SUCH a good point. He really needs to be somewhere warm where he can be pampered and oiled and fed candied tangerines.
um… i hate to say it but louis is a lannister……. loyalty to family above all else, ambition, snark, etc… louis is a lannister.. liam is 100% baratheon to me but i couldn’t explain it if i tried. harry tyrell, zayn martell cuz he’s not white
On the other hand the Lannisters will sell out their own. Look at Cersei and Tywin’s attitude to Tyrion. I also see Louis as pretty humble, considering. HOWEVER you have a point considering his cleverness, talent for retribution, and lack of tolerance for crap. Liam as a Baratheon, okay. And I would accept Harry as a Tyrell if his main job is to loll around by the rosebushes looking pretty and seducing the gardener’s boy. As for Zayn, we’re evaluating all the other boys on the basis of their personalities and temperaments, not their color, so surely Zayn deserves the same consideration. He does have Martell qualities: a sense of justice, pride, individuality, and loyalty to family.
i could see liam as a baratheon only in his bullishness (which i think robert and stannis both have, to a degree). BUT ZAYN IS 1000% TYRELL, HE DOESN’T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT, HE EXISTS IN A CASTLE OF BEAUTY AND APATHY WHILE MARG RUNS WILD
*________* THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU FOR THIS IMAGE AND FOR UR INSIGHT!!
Khal Bressie. YES!
Khal Bressie touched the tear tracks on the young prince’s pale cheek with one calloused finger. From the moment Greg had sold him Niall Kittenborn, the Khal had longed to plunder the boy’s fragile body with all the force of his own battle-hardened frame. And yet something in the Westerosi’s blue eyes held him back. Was it the sweetness there or the hint of steel? Take him, Khal Bressie told himself, take him now, but he was unable to summon his usual reserves of ruthless brutality. As if there was another, shamefully soft, Khal Bressie hidden within. The Khal made his best invasion face, to show he was still master. Niall stared back, eyes gone blank, and then turned away to rearrange his dragon eggs. "I will have you, Niall Kittenborn,” Khal Bressie growled, but the words rang false even in his own ears. He didn’t want Niall’s submission. He wanted his heart. “Sun of my life,” he muttered, beaten. Niall Kittenborn only shrugged.
they're all starks. zayn is robb, liam is jon, harry is sansa, louis is arya, niall is rickon. none of them die ever.
OMG. LONG AND HAPPY LIFE MAKING SNOW ANGELS AND CUDDLING THEIR DIREWOLVES. BEN WINSTON IS HODOR. THANK YOU FOR HEALING MY HEART.
noooo. harry is a stark, louis is a tyrell, Zayn is a martell, niall is a targ, and liam is a baratheon.
(in reference to this post where I said Liam’s a Stark, Louis’s a Martell, and Zayn’s a Tyrell, and I was incapable of assigning houses to Harry and Niall because I can’t imagine either of them wielding swords without hurting themselves.)
LET’S DISCUSS. I don’t think Harry’s a Stark, because he hasn’t got that almost obsessive steadfastness (although I’d take him as the bastard of Winterfell: knows nothing except windmills and pops a boner every time Ygritte orders him around). Still, I bet you made this choice based on your appreciation for Harry’s Inner Core of Goodness and a feeling that he is protagonist material, so if Stark!Harry makes you happy, feel free. And I don’t mind terribly you switching Louis and Zayn; you might be right that Zayn’s better as a Martell and certainly Louis would make a lovely Knight of Flowers, although I doubt he’d want to play the long game like a Tyrell; he’s more direct in his methods. Liam a Baratheon? Huh. I don’t really know what it means to assign someone to House Baratheon because the Baratheon brothers are so different: Robert the cheerful undisciplined hedonistic bully, Renly the good-natured impulsive open-minded opportunist, Stannis the inflexible moralizing dogmatist. They’re similar only in their ambition, so if that’s what you’re thinking, I’ll give you that. Ours is the Fury, okay, maybe.
But Niall as a TARGARYEN? FIRE AND BLOOD?? NIALL???? Look, much as I would like to see Niall given as child bride to hulking Khal Bressie, I’m not feeling it. What do we know of the Targaryens? Used dragon terror to rule the land. Often mentally and emotionally unstable. Mad King Aerys a sadistic torturer. Viserys an abusive delusional schemer. Dany may have a heart of gold but she is a steely uncompromising crusading fighter. WHERE DOES NIALL FIT IN HERE?
If anyone in 1D has the potential to be a Targaryen, it’s Louis, but only because he, too, is a mother of dragons. Even if Harry’s the only one with enough nipples to nurse them with.
you come into MY house, you call MY otp a BROMANCE
SCENE: 8.45am on a bank holiday weekend, SAM, a twenty-seven year old 1D fan who should probably know better, is heading towards a record shop in Berwick St, Soho, to obtain limited edition copies of the Midnight Memories vinyl, mostly because they’re wearing eyeliner on the cover. Mission statement: to obtain at least 3 copies, hopefully more, for self and less fortunate American friends.
Upon arrival: queue is snaking around two corners as anticipated. However, queue is not comprised of hysterical teen girls (Sam includes herself in this description despite being in her dotage), but a large range of ages and genders. Majority demographic if forced to assess is white 35+ males.
SAM concludes these are dads of 1D fans or people queuing up for the limited edition copies of literally hundreds of other artists’ vinyl records on sale because apparently Record Store Day is not actually all about One Direction.
Sam awkwardly joins queue, makes brief wry eye contact with another girl she assumes is there for the same reason.
After a few minutes, a Record Store Guy walks along with a clipboard.
RSG: Anyone here for the One Direction disc?
RSG: Don’t laugh, there are some here! Anyone? You don’t have to queue for hours if you’re just here for that.
SAM: *awkwardly waves and steps forward*
LITERALLY NO-ONE ELSE: *does*
SAM: *reassesses other side of the Moment with other girl from ‘wry bonding’ to ‘why is this girl staring at me’*
SAM: Hi, me.
RSG: Just you? …Okay, come with me.
SAM: Please kill me where I stand.
[May not have been said aloud; memory is becoming fuzzy]
SAM: *follows, awkwardly lingers for minutes at a time as he gets dragged into jovial conversation with other queue members, all of whom were close enough to hear the reason Sam is standing there*
SAM, attempting own joviality: Well this is a Walk of Shame and a half.
RSG: *greets second Record Store Guy near entrance of shop* I’ve got one! Just one - she’s a…
RSG2: Directioner? Isn’t that what you call yourselves?
SAM, wild eyed, hissing: Don’t say that out loud!!
RSG2: *laughs breezily, unaware of Sam’s internal turmoil/existential crisis re: her inability to own her identity without shame as a…a…(I can’t even say it)*
RSG2, as they enter shop: So you just want the One Direction disc? (Potential subtext: this is the first time you’ve ever been in a proper independent record shop/bought a vinyl in your life, isn’t it?)
SAM: Er, yes. *remembers mission statement* Can I get a few copies?
RSG2: Nah, one per person, sorry. *after a long pause, as they approach the till, in low voice* Well, how many do you want?
SAM: *momentary panic, doesn’t want to push it* Three?
RSG2, voice still low, head tipped in conspiratorially: Three. *nods importantly as though planning a heist*
RSG2 to cashier: One Direction for this girl, please.
SAM: Please stop saying the words aloud.
[May also have not been actually said in words; may have been communicated through pleading looks]
RSG2: *leans into toward cashier, whispers, holds up three fingers discreetly*
Cashier: *raises eyebrows, holds up three fingers in return, gives a look as though to say, you know we’re not supposed to do that!*
RSG2: Go on, look, we’ve got hundreds and nobody wants them.
SAM: *internally ruptures something with silent lolz* *wishes she’d asked for ten*
Cashier: *silently sells Sam three copies*
SAM: *pays, escapes without making eye contact, goes into Starbucks for a large calming cup of tea*
SAM: *sneakily takes out copy of disc and examines it under the table* Cool, it has a live version of Rock Me, too!
SAM: …shame I’ve got nothing to actually play this on.
SAM: *is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world* [**]
[**] according to fucking idiots who think smug music snobbery is a valid way of life, anyway
What is THE BEST scifi themed AU you can think of based off the You & I video DON'T FAIL ME
I feel like I’m cheating because I really don’t see this as anything I thought of so much as a VERY LITERAL READING of what was clearly the intended narrative of the video, but here goes:
HARRY STYLES IS THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH. It’s been a while since he’s seen anyone. He looks like this a lot of the time:
It’s a little bit because he’s let himself go but it’s also a little bit because sometimes he likes to remember his friends by emulating their past style choices.
WHERE ARE HIS FRIENDS?
What westeros houses do you think the boys belong in?
Liam is a Stark, Zayn is a Tyrell, Louis is a Martell. Harry is a featured attraction in Littlefinger’s brothel. Niall is Podrick Payne - so shockingly good Harry won’t let him pay.
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